I happen to believe...
that it it is not normal for one's thighs to rub together with such force while running that third degree burns emerge from out of nowhere....causing blisters and bloodiness and instantly alerting your loins that your girlie parts and inner legs are in fact, still on fire.
Sigh...turns out this phenomenon is quite acceptable in the running world. In fact, normal it so is, that 'they' make a full range of products (most of them made out of various recipes of animal lard) to combat the evil skin chafing. Whew, I thought it was happening just because I got fat. Thighs are supposed to overlap each other no? Not like chins? Hmm.
Regardless. I have found the most amazing product and I plan to purchase it immediately. It is known as a running thigh shield. To shield the thighs...presumably from themselves. And I think it's brilliant. Kinda like a jock strap for runners. And tell me, what makes a gal feel more like a supper running hero than a product that resembles a jock? Which by the way is the universal symbol for hard core athlete.
So say I, let the chafing begin!
V
that it it is not normal for one's thighs to rub together with such force while running that third degree burns emerge from out of nowhere....causing blisters and bloodiness and instantly alerting your loins that your girlie parts and inner legs are in fact, still on fire.
Sigh...turns out this phenomenon is quite acceptable in the running world. In fact, normal it so is, that 'they' make a full range of products (most of them made out of various recipes of animal lard) to combat the evil skin chafing. Whew, I thought it was happening just because I got fat. Thighs are supposed to overlap each other no? Not like chins? Hmm.
Regardless. I have found the most amazing product and I plan to purchase it immediately. It is known as a running thigh shield. To shield the thighs...presumably from themselves. And I think it's brilliant. Kinda like a jock strap for runners. And tell me, what makes a gal feel more like a supper running hero than a product that resembles a jock? Which by the way is the universal symbol for hard core athlete.So say I, let the chafing begin!
V
March 4, 2011 at 7:57 AM
Please tell me, where are these from?
I NEED some!